Photo courtesy of the Simulated Soviet Union
In a shocking development, the Capitol Building of the Alphaville Government (AVG) has been trashed by operatives of the Simulated Soviet Union (SSU). Meanwhile we have received unconfirmed reports of widespread defections from the AVG to the SSU. By some accounts the military branch of the AVG is now under the control of the SSU; in effect a military coup may have been engineered by this AVG splinter group. Calls by this paper and numerous sims for the resignation of Mr-President for endemic corruption may soon be rendered otiose as he is rapidly losing control of the situation and nearly as rapidly losing his grip on power. Is there anything left to the AVG besides a nice web site and future corruption trials?
Photo courtesy of the Simulated Soviet Union
:-O The Government is dead! With all of the furniture almost gone..it looks like I have always pictured..the last day of TSO...:( Fortunately its not though..just our gov't is being corrupted! hehe
Posted by: Carli Lee | August 03, 2004 at 08:06 PM
*Dr Evil Laugh*
MUHAHAHAHA, Hahaha
Throw me a freakin' bone Mr-President, I need the info.
- Ian
aka Sir
Co-Overlord of the Simulated Soviet Union
[email protected]
AIM_ian88schwartz
YAHOO_simsonline2004
Posted by: Ian | August 03, 2004 at 08:42 PM
Shiiiiiit......... dude, i swear this is what i look like right now: :|
Posted by: ShawnRyanII | August 03, 2004 at 09:23 PM
Simulated Soviet Union: Who are we?
I have decided to explain what SSU is and stands for. Many have questioned us and our actions, and go ahead and rant that we are terrible people, who represent terrible things. Please, I ask you to read this letter, because, perhaps it will clear up ma...
Posted by: The Alphaville Gazette | August 03, 2004 at 09:28 PM
Is that all the trashing you did, ya? You need more people to help you out there because it must have taken forever.
Posted by: Veronika Gishenko | August 03, 2004 at 09:36 PM
I took a picture at the beginning, incase of any problems that may arise. I think whoever said "A picture is worth a 1000 words", is correct in this matter.
Posted by: Ian | August 03, 2004 at 09:40 PM
Does that mean you got more people to come, ya?
Posted by: Veronika Grishenko | August 03, 2004 at 11:38 PM
It was 1 in the AM, about 6 came total, geesh.
Posted by: Ian | August 03, 2004 at 11:42 PM
That is so sad and pathetic. This is how SSU rises to the top, by acting like a mafia? What a complete bunch of losers. And I am in no way joining those kids.
Posted by: Ball | August 04, 2004 at 12:20 AM
Noone is holding a gun to your head
Posted by: Ian | August 04, 2004 at 12:38 AM
SSU= Simulated SHit Union
Posted by: Vermont | August 04, 2004 at 12:44 AM
Does anybody really give a flying fuck about stupid people thinking they run a government in a virtual word?
Posted by: Someone | August 04, 2004 at 12:47 AM
Hopefully they didn't trash the design itself, lot destroyers should be shot on sight. It takes quite some to build these things ya know :-(
Posted by: Johnny Lace | August 04, 2004 at 10:20 AM
Do not worry Johnny, we don't hate you.
Posted by: Ian | August 04, 2004 at 10:39 AM
Oh too bad i missed it ian i would helped lol.
Posted by: Tony montana | August 04, 2004 at 12:37 PM
Did i call this one or what? Hmmm..didnt i say they act exactly like a mafia. Ian tried to say they didnt and i didnt responde to him, but now...look at this. Since Fans is in this SSU i think thats just hilarious. I trashed his house numerous times. (a while ago) Hes definetly a idiot. So now you cant say you're not like a mafia because this is what mafias do. Trash houses, harass people..its ok just admit it. Its ok if the avg crubles wich im sure it wont..i still know Mr-pres was the best pres tso ever had.
Posted by: Mr Hugs | August 05, 2004 at 08:37 AM
Did i call this one or what? Hmmm..didnt i say they act exactly like a mafia. Ian tried to say they didnt and i didnt responde to him, but now...look at this. Since Fans is in this SSU i think thats just hilarious. I trashed his house numerous times. (a while ago) Hes definetly a idiot. So now you cant say you're not like a mafia because this is what mafias do. Trash houses, harass people..its ok just admit it. Its ok if the avg crubles wich im sure it wont..i still know Mr-pres was the best pres tso ever had.
Posted by: Mr Hugs | August 05, 2004 at 08:41 AM
Did i call this one or what? Hmmm..didnt i say they act exactly like a mafia. Ian tried to say they didnt and i didnt responde to him, but now...look at this. Since Fans is in this SSU i think thats just hilarious. I trashed his house numerous times. (a while ago) Hes definetly a idiot. So now you cant say you're not like a mafia because this is what mafias do. Trash houses, harass people..its ok just admit it. Its ok if the avg crubles wich im sure it wont..i still know Mr-pres was the best pres tso ever had.
Posted by: Mr Hugs | August 05, 2004 at 08:50 AM
Mr Hugs, who is the one who tagged Mr-President, enough said.
Mr Hugs, you called what? Do you want a cookie?
Posted by: Ian | August 05, 2004 at 03:42 PM
ATTENTION ALL LITTLE KIDS IN THE SSU:
YOU ARE PATHETIC!
Posted by: idont,3 thessu | August 05, 2004 at 05:19 PM
Yes, i did tag him. That was when i was working for armone family and they were at war. Enough said. I can back what i say and do up so just keep saying shit.
And that was when armor just statrted out. I was a member for about a week or so. Then i delete the sim. I had another sim in DG. And i appologized to mr pres later on. And worked for him for like a week or so. Then left again for DG.
I called you are a mafia with a stupid ass communist name. Didnt i clear that up? I tagged alot of people in my time. So what? Whats worse- Tagging or trashing???
Btw, these are definetly ametures at trashing. Dont you fools know you use pop machines? Duh.
-Mr Hugs AKA Claydog
Posted by: Mr Hugs | August 06, 2004 at 09:03 AM
i meant to say armone* i nthe sentance "armone just started up"
*Mr Hugs stupidest sims in tso list*
1 Ian
2 Fans
3 all SSU members
4 Ashley Richardson
You can decide the rest
Posted by: Mr Hugs | August 06, 2004 at 09:07 AM
Hugs; you are just a dumb kid. And very hypocritical. Who defines what is worse, tagging or trashing? Is there some type of measuring tool to decide this? In my honest opinion, tagging probably is, since you can not remove it. You were/are in a mafia, we are an organization using any means possible to bring down the AVG. Not to inflict our pain on innocent civilians. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you won't be ignorant.
Posted by: Ian | August 06, 2004 at 12:29 PM
lmao. So what iwas in a mafia. When i tagged him it was when i could take it off. And i did. I never trashed his house. I never wanted to either.
Just change your name to a mafia name man. Stop the communist bull shit. How am i hypocritical? Just because i trashed a few houses in my time? The houses i trashed were mafia houses. Not the governments. These were organizations abusing citizens blah blah. The avg doesnt abuse innocent people. Thats just plain stupid.
I dont get how im stupid.
Posted by: Mr Hugs | August 06, 2004 at 09:50 PM
You know there is a compromise here. Maybe Ian could change the name of his org to that of a post-soviet Russian mafia!
Posted by: urizenus | August 06, 2004 at 11:05 PM
*giggles*
hmm i remember a certain Mr. President getting caught sexually harrassing an innocent mafia boss, and you all said he was innocent!
*giggles more*
:P
Posted by: Liz | August 06, 2004 at 11:13 PM
Hugs, lol, you just contridicted your self. Hypocrite.
Hiya Liz ":)
Posted by: Ian | August 06, 2004 at 11:58 PM
Yeah Liz, I remember those photos of Pez and the Mafiosa, but knowing what I now know, I would have to say that...
Pez was the violated innocent!
You are so bad!
Posted by: urizenus | August 07, 2004 at 12:25 AM
"Pez was the violated innocent!"
It's true, haha.
Posted by: Mr-President | August 07, 2004 at 01:39 PM
i just threw this together when i saw ashley OMFG i thought her site was an exorcist fan site
http://www.avpradio.com/ashley.rm
Posted by: Chad Thomas | August 07, 2004 at 03:24 PM
Mr-President you have time to laugh and do nothing for the AVG, yet you have no time to explain what is the significance of those Screenshots.
Posted by: Ian | August 07, 2004 at 03:44 PM
"significance of those Screenshots" = 0 [zero]
When "innocent" Mafiosas try to take advantage of you, it's time to laugh.
Posted by: Mr-President | August 07, 2004 at 08:23 PM
ROFL? take advantage of you? if i remember correctly the "innocent" mafiosa chick was practically raped in the oval office lol
Posted by: Liz | August 08, 2004 at 09:56 PM
Mr-President; innocent?? We have like 75% of your total active members, and we only have 40-50 members total. Please, you can't even show up for your "State of the Union Address" TWICE!! ZING!
Liz he was only doing that, to get off his appearence of gay. Why be ashamed of it, Mr-President.
Posted by: Ian | August 08, 2004 at 11:17 PM
Spare us Ian, when that scandal broke you led the charge in defense of Pez. And look at you now.
Meanwhile, while I am on record as calling for the resignation of Pez, I cannot help but feel he was the innocent in the Liz Montana groping scandal. I mean in r/l Liz is many many many years his senior. The thought of her corrupting our Mr Pez in the flower of his youth...well...I guess it makes me wanna hang out with Liz!
Posted by: Urizenus | August 08, 2004 at 11:58 PM
LMAO i havent been paying attention to this one but this is pathetic. Uri is right. Ian was defending the pres more than anyone.
It is a funny subject and i can see why prez laughed. You sayin the prez is gay just shows you're very imature.
Posted by: mr hugs | August 11, 2004 at 09:31 AM