Faithful readers of the Herald know that we don't like to discuss s-e-x, and only do so under duress, but the new advertising campaign by EA for the Sims 2 begs, pleads and grovels for attention and blogging. What we find fascinating is the conjunction of the new advertising campaign with EAs insistance that there is "absolutely no sex" in the online sims. I guess we are to conclude this: people want sex with NPCs, but would never cyber with human typists. Question: what does this tell us about EA? Conjecture: it is not run by humans but by the matrix. Or maybe The Borg. But we knew that.
Ah, nothing says gaming hyjinx like infidelity and catching your spouse in the sack with someone else! (Or being caught with someone else!) What could be more fun than that!
There's no sex in TSO, but oh those randy NPCs in Sims 2!
I'll save JB the breath and post this for him.
There is absoloutley no sex in Sims 2! It's all in your mind. has this so called professor seen any? where is his proof? These are more baseless allegations only seeking to damage our perfect *smirk* reputation. Pish posh at the herald, they know nothing.
Jeff Brown
Vice President of Bemused Department.
Electronic Arts
1234 no clue blvd, California.
Posted by: RB | September 20, 2004 at 09:05 PM
The Sims 2 does have sex, RB. They don't call it sex*, they call it WooHoo. When they do "WooHoo," the Sims are fully clothed and the 3D animation does not show "anything going into anything."
*You can, not that you should, download mods and hacks that can make it say "Sex" or "F***."
Posted by: Evan | September 19, 2007 at 02:54 PM
okay first they do have sex. but in the game its also a choice. and also i agree with the guy's comment before mine.
Posted by: Anomynous | December 03, 2007 at 07:07 PM
there is no sex.you cant even see what they're doing. people are soo stupid.
Posted by: lala | September 25, 2008 at 04:50 PM
... Seems that you need to raid a sarcasm sign for those people around here...
Posted by: Diana | April 22, 2009 at 04:30 PM