Free thinking SLers are converted into slaves of the Feted Inner Core (image stolen from NWN)
In what is doubtless his finest work to date as a virtual journalist, Hamlet Linden of New World Notes (the House Organ of Linden Lab) broke his leash and gave the hand that feeds him a good chomping by blowing the lid off the Feted Inner Core's indoctrination and zombiFICation center. In a series of graphic screenshots, Hammie SHOWS how the Forces of Darkness employ advanced Linden Lab technologies to take otherwise free thinking human beings and convert them into techno-hippie wikki-loving free enterprise hating drones with hotlines to King Philip and free admission to any BDSM event on the Grid or on Port Kar. Good job Hammie!
Go into the forums. Look up to the right of your screen. Who do you see? What are they doing? Keep in mind that LL operatives are well aware of the indoctrination potentials for influencing the 75 percent of the population who are right-lookers when they ponder before typing a post...right-look...then...try to post.. try to think...right-look again...you didn't know that was happening, did you? Now you did. And you think I make this stuff up, meh.
Posted by: Prokofy Neva | May 04, 2005 at 12:44 AM
I still can't decide whether this is really a comment by Prok or a parody of a comment by Prok, or a parody of comment by Prok by Prok, or whether there is really a difference between the three options.
Posted by: Urizenus | May 04, 2005 at 09:55 PM
I still can't decide if you have decided not to be immature and unignore me on Yahoo
Posted by: Your Mom? | May 04, 2005 at 10:58 PM
Is there no ass too dirty for Urizenus to kiss? Know when to shut up, honey. Walker has style, Neal has depth, you only seem to know trash and how to whore yourself for media attention. Ah, University of Michigan, that explains so much. Lemme guess, a philosophy wank juiced on the notion of meaning by way of exhibitionism, with at least one fiercely defended (conveniently public) first amendment fight now convinced your 'purpose' is to insure the livelihood of smut, sleaze, and pointless drama. Go with what you know, I am sure. Your type is easy to recognize, but rarely as interesting. At least you have the sense to keep your 'articles' to minimum. (yawn)
Judging from the increasingly strident newbie stalkings on the forums, I would guess there is some manner of shortage at hand of people willing to do more than a few stories before figuring out that your version of 'news' is hardly good for their reputation in the metaverse.
One can only hope the word spreads faster than the tiresome shit you are trying to pass off as "writing".
Oh well. First pass and last here, can't line the bird cage with it and it really isn't worth anything else.
Toodles!
Posted by: whatever | May 04, 2005 at 11:42 PM
Oh Kayyyy, Cienna. Gosh, when you said you "will no longer visit or support SLH" I guess you meant you would only visit under an alt. But I agree with you about Walker and Neal. They are fab.
Posted by: Urizenus | May 05, 2005 at 09:21 AM
Dunno who 'Cienna' is, except maybe someone who agrees with me about your editorial failings. Nice to see I'm not the only one who thinks so. Thanks for sharing and letting me know. :)
Posted by: whatever | May 05, 2005 at 10:20 PM