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Op/Ed: The Positive Feminist
can someone please explain this to me and tell me whether its meant to be funny or not?
Posted by: like_ummm | February 28, 2008 at 11:48 PM
what.
Posted by: anon | February 29, 2008 at 12:46 AM
I don't get it..
Posted by: yin | February 29, 2008 at 01:02 AM
Of course it's meant to be funny like_ummm. It features irony and self-effacing humor. 2 concepts historically lost on you.
Posted by: Purrrple | February 29, 2008 at 01:14 AM
Best. SLH. Article. Ever.
Posted by: I lol'd | February 29, 2008 at 05:42 AM
Dickgirl returns! This article had merit after all.
Posted by: anon | February 29, 2008 at 06:58 AM
I fukken lol'd.
So true.
Posted by: Alyx Stoklitsky | February 29, 2008 at 07:02 AM
Penance, go home to your Speak-N-Spell.
Posted by: Tenshi Vielle | February 29, 2008 at 09:23 AM
Well I think it's great to see Irony is not dead. Mind you, it's also great to see hot chicks in tight skimpy clothing, but that's not an example of irony, just an excuse for egregious sexism and infantile cathexis.
Posted by: Sigmund Leominster | February 29, 2008 at 09:48 AM
I lol'd
Posted by: srsly | February 29, 2008 at 11:19 AM
"infantile cathexis" ??? what the- is that even legal?
Posted by: Razrcut Brooks | February 29, 2008 at 12:47 PM
*confused* I could swear I just heard a chicken nattering.
Oh nevermind, it was just Tenshi clucking pointlessly again.
*goes back to real life*
Posted by: Purrrple | February 29, 2008 at 01:19 PM
Hm. Tenshi's a bitch even when unprovoked.
Posted by: yay | February 29, 2008 at 02:19 PM
it's also great to see hot chicks in tight skimpy clothing,
??hot chicks in tight skimpy clothing??
suggest you get out more :)
Posted by: Corona | February 29, 2008 at 03:36 PM
Cartoon chicks with manish features are hot?
Posted by: DaveOner | February 29, 2008 at 03:43 PM
OMG GUYS PENANCE HAS A REAL LIFE!
Posted by: LULZ | February 29, 2008 at 04:27 PM
You hang around the Herald waiting for your chance to make fun of and belittle others...
Who doesn't have a real life?
Posted by: @ LULZ | February 29, 2008 at 09:52 PM
Um... I think this thread's the first posting Penny's made in over a week, she must be doing SOMETHING else. God knows Tenshi and the gang have said plenty on other threads in that time she coulda said something to if she were "hanging around the Herald waiting for her chance to make fun of and belittle others". I mean seriously they all say shit that screams "Ridicule my ego". I think she's showing a lot of restraint. But as far as I ever seen here, the only ones Penny gets nasty with are the ones who lipped off at her first. like um has a long history of lipping off at her unprovoked, I think he deserves a shot of his own medicine. And Tenshi's just Tenshi, I remember her being a cunty little snob long before I ever heard of Penny. Penny's fucked up sure but at least she's generally nice to everyone til they dump on her.
Posted by: Huh? | March 01, 2008 at 12:55 AM
You hang around the herald waiting for your chance to make fun of and belittle people with no life.
What's that make you? Negative Life?
Posted by: @ @LULZ | March 01, 2008 at 02:12 AM
So like, I was testing out this new ship I was building in this weird Sandbox where all the signs were written in this gobbilty goop language, which I didn't understand, which turned out to be French I think. It was a special sandbox where you can test your junk out under the HAVOK4 physics engine to see how they work, versus HAVOK1 which we have now. And this sandbox was listed as one where you could go and do that kind of testing stuff. So like ok, I was testing out this new ship I was building. When all of a sudden as I was coming in to land, this nasty little Frenchy guy used his magical Parcel Powers to blast me and my little ship right out of the sandbox sky. I fell flat on my face on the turf right in front of him. He started yelling at me in French. So I told him to Fuck Off. I think he recoginzed the English then and went on to try to tell me me: No Flying Of the Vehicles in Special Frenchy Havock4 Sandbox. So I muttered some stuff about what a lousy operation they were, blah blah, told them to Fuck Off again, and left. I'm gone. Their sandbox is safe from my dinky shuttlecraft which was flying quite good in HAVOK4 by the way. Ok so you would think that was about the end of it right?? Right? Wrong. The next thing you know DING DING an IM comes in from Frenchy. Nothing more to say to him so another quick Fuck Off and then a MUTE... WHY OH WHY be a little jerky Frenchy with an attitude and keep coming after me? THAT should be the end of it right there right?? My SL day can't get any better at this point. I was just trying to make my product a little better for my potential customers and WHAMMO right out of the blue comes this little psychic hit squad just because I ventured into the wrong sandbox. DING DING goes my IM again. Who the hell is it this time for God's sake? Huh? Somebody from SLPD? SLPD??? You gotta be freaking kidding me. Do they wear little cop uniforms and everything? What the hell is that? This had gone from the sublime to the rediculous. Past rediculous. How many Fuck Offs would it take to end this? Ok one more. Have some of this SLPD... FUCK OFF. Then another quick MUTE. Then I logged off which is the best thing to do in these situations sometimes. For like 2 days. And calmly meditated on the overstuffing of goose livers with frog guts all crammed into a nice rost pork using starfeet jackboots. Whoa :)
Posted by: whisper2u | March 01, 2008 at 03:56 AM
LULZ - No, no, no. Penance does not have a real life - she is lying as usual. Her life outside of SL is just as much a fantasy as her life inside of SL.
Penance = "Huh?" (definitely) & "@ LULZ" (probably).
Nice copypasta whisper2u.
Posted by: like_ummm | March 01, 2008 at 04:41 PM
o yea & Penance = "yay" (probably)
Posted by: like_ummm | March 01, 2008 at 04:44 PM
Why is everyone so down on Penny?
Posted by: JamesMichael Morane | March 02, 2008 at 03:57 PM
BECAUSE PENNY DID WTC.
Posted by: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr | March 03, 2008 at 02:09 PM