by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk
The Princess of Yaximixche is embarking on an ambitious tour of virtual worlds beyond Second Life from December through February 2010. The tour marks Her Royal Highness's first major public appearances since failing gravely ill during the summer of 2009, according to the Royal Press office.
Is the Princess hedging her bets on Second Life?
Long time observers of the Palace of Yaximixche suggest Her Royal Highness may be considering expanding her empire, and point out that in 2008 the Princess opened The Palace of Gukumatz to the public in Google’s Lively virtual world. However, when tentacle porn proved to be less of an attraction than hoped by the Google panopticon ad agency benevolent free service provider, Lively was terminated - a natural disaster that destroyed The Palace of Gukumatz.
In any case, the new media savvy Princess seems willing to adapt and move on, and is now providing minute by minute updates on the HRH Princess Yaximixche twitter channel. A facebook page also compliments the royal website.
No one cares.
Posted by: At0m0 Beerbaum | November 29, 2009 at 04:10 PM
I once almost believed Pixeleen was almost a competent writer.
Posted by: Crab People | November 29, 2009 at 06:46 PM
Let's hope she wanders over the Hard Alley! We got velvet ropes...they kept slipping off the greasy ham-hock protesters but they'll bind Her Majesty nicely.
Posted by: Drooly Perv | November 29, 2009 at 06:50 PM
Yawn.
Posted by: Mary Elizabeth | November 29, 2009 at 10:59 PM
*yawns* who and why ?
Posted by: Mairead Mcconnell | November 30, 2009 at 12:37 AM
It is wonderful that the Princess is such a forward looking leader. I sleep better knowing she is out there looking after things.
Posted by: urizenus sklar | November 30, 2009 at 06:40 AM
I kicked and banned her from my land today for running a copy bot application.
Posted by: cube republic | November 30, 2009 at 04:52 PM
Beeing Her Royal Highness, shouldn't be a queen instead on princess?
Otherwise, ruling a principality, then wouldn't be "Royal".
Anyway, i invite Her Highness to visit a very special place in the Metaverse: The public sandboxes, and find in person a fantastic phenomenon know as griefing.
A truly enriching experience.
Posted by: Neogryzor Laryukov | December 02, 2009 at 03:44 PM
/me gos back to sleep ......this whole article has to be a troll job Big YAWN
Posted by: Debi Dastardly | December 05, 2009 at 11:33 AM