By Prokofy Neva, Kremlindenologist
[update: photo credit for the picture below - Tara5 Oh. The original picture and Tara5's interview with King Philip can be found here: here]
Mrs. Linden's little boy is growing up. The fair-haired, Donnie-Osmond-cute repository of our hopes and dreams, "El Chefe" who says we can "blame it all on him," is now honed into a competent media sound-byter and Customer Experience Specialist more caring than the finest call center has to offer. Back at Virtual Worlds 07, Philip blundered on stage with his architecturally-correct shock of hair, saying that gosh, he engineered this platform, and wow, all these people came on it and he didn't know what to do with them -- before rushing off to hobnob with Bill Clinton on Renaissance Island. We weren't impressed.
By contrast, at SLCC, his haircut was flat, with visible, no-nonsense bangs -- and he was oh-so-accessible. While Philip didn't give an interview to the Herald (they didn't ask -- they're too kool for skool now), he made lots of time for Reuters and hung in for the entire 3 days of the fanboyz gathering constantly chatting with residents. At his keynoter, he was all charts and graphs and apologies for poor performance and promising to do better, opening his modest corduroy college jacket to flash a t-shirt with the words MISSING IMAGE and saying "That's me, in the way."
Oh, to be sure, once the party got started at the exclusive Volunteer's gathering, Philip came sporting a transparent pearly-white golf shirt, which exposed what Ingrid Ingersoll immediately dubbed "The Phipple".
Moving the Slider
Still, we're a long way from SLCC 1, where the fangirlz got together to buy Philip a replica of his avatar's trademark rocker T with the gaping red mouth, and even sewed on a sequined crotch to some stone-washed jeans to mimic his scripted, blinging boxers. I got a glimpse of the awkward teenage Philip back then, seeing him blush when I said, with his risque outfit on, he needed to move the "package" slider.
Now, Philip is all delivery. He hung out at the workshops and stood around in the hallways after the talks to answer the most obvious questions, "Why is land so expensive?" in his earnest manner, which has now developed away from laconic California hippie or excited Tesla into something like that quintessential television newscaster's voice with the STRESS on syllables where YOU don't expect it (Corey Bridges of Multiverse does a wonderful imitation of that...wait...I don't think it's an imitation.) "Because we need to give YOU guys the TOOLS to manage the ECONOMY," he explains.
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